For your beard is little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places, and it is easy to tell from the state of the hay whether the pitchfork is any good.” The Queen nods in assent, saying “you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when you hold her naked in your arms. A knight is asked by the Queen if he has fathered any children he is forced to admit that he has not. Here’s a middle-ages joke from poet Jean de Conde of Hainaut (Belgium) in the 14th century:Ī game of truth-telling is being played at court by a Queen and her retinue. How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? Sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile – and urge the pharaoh to go fishing. Ha ha good one! *high five*įrom Ancient Egypt 1600 B.C. Mankind’s oldest recorded joke is a fart joke. Something which has never occurred since time immemorial a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap
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